The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!