The power of Being stupid

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!