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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!