The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Asexual reproduction.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!