The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power of exact change

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!