The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!