The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to be phone

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to be a human

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to have a power

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!