The power to die at will.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Dejavu

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!