The power to swim on land.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to die

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!