the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be a snail

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to die on command

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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cry acid tears

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!