The Power of cheese

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to bleed anally at will

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!