The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to die

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to clean

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!