the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to lose the remote.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to go blind at will.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power of shitting bricks

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to die at will.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!