the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!