The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to in power your self

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to see through glass

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!