The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

Acid tears.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!