the power to eat people :D

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!