The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to part grass.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!