the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to create a meme

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to bleed

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to potato.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Power to STFU!!

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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ability to find good woman drivers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!