- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

The power of the detachable little toe!

The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

the power to charge car batteries.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

to be shitty

the power to turn wine into water

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

Pointless Super Powers