The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to swim on land.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!