The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Facebook.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!