the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!