the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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To never remember what the word if means

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blindness

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Dejavu

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!