The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

the ability to only fall asleep in showers

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The ability to smell colors.

The Power of being Friendzoned

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

the power to be a complete troll

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to make bubles without soap

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!