The power to touch your toes

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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power to age faster

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to die

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!