you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be super jewish

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!