The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to plank

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to lick your elbow.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to wish you had a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!