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The power to speak using their mouth
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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks
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The power to get hurt every other hour
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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn
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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party
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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.
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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.
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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.
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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.
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The power to f*ck yourself
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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.
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The power to poo in the toilet
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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.
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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.
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the power to shit with your mouth
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The power to turn into paper
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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.
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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.
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The power to touch MC Hammer.
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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity
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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).
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The power to hear morse code.
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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass
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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!