The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to die at will

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!