the power to get STD's

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to turn into birdseed

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Death at will

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!