The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The ability to speak braille.

The power to live.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to do something while you can play games.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to control dodos

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!