the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Dejavu

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!