The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to see into the present

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!