The power to not care.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!