Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!