instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!