The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to read this.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to go into a coma

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!