The power to see oxygen.

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!