The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to make dad jokes.

The power to shit on command.

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The power to time travel to the present moment

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

The power to do nothing.

The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the ability to only do pointless things.

Power to develop diseases.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power of women's rights.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!