The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!