The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to read

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to swim on land

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!