The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!