The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!