The power to die at will.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to get older every second

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!