The ability to not be Batman

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to fail

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!