The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to have a super power,

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to die

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to create a meme

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!