The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!