The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to run Crysis.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to clap 14 times a second

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the power to like charlie

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

thumb_up thumb_down +158

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Being able to fly.... in the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

thumb_up thumb_down +82

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to sleep through a prison rape

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to levitate only down stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +201

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!