The ability to die instantly

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to breathe

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!