the power to have an idea..

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to shower naked.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to lick your elbow.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!