The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to snore.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!