the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!