The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!