The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to be french.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!