The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!