the power to remember th...

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to turn wine into water.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to pee any color

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to predict the past.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!