The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!