The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to get arrested

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!