The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to snore.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power of 12% levetation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to breathe

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to swim on land.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!