The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!