The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!