The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to exist

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!