The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to age rapidly.

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!