The power to speak brail.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to die while dieing

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!