The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to repel women.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!