the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to jump

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Turning wine into water.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!