The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to get arrested

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!