The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!