The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to lose the remote.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to go blind at will.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power of shitting bricks

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to die at will.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to get older every second

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!