DIY LOL
Candidate Equals
Clarksonisms
Joe Blocked
Porn SFW
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
…
Next ›
Last »
The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
The power to run on water when there is no water
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
The ability to blow strawberries
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The power to kill yourself with your mind.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The power to blink one second faster then usual.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
The power to see in black and white.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
the power to herd cats
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
The power to know who farted at any time.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
The power to not have any power.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
« First
‹ Prev
…
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!