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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light
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The power to be a woman
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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.
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The power to see the past.
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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye
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to be under 9000
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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast
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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.
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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.
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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.
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The power to live again but only while your still alive.
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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.
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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.
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Melting
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The power to see all things visible
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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super strength for picking up a gallon water
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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?
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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.
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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.
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The power to fly when in something flying
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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.
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The ability to think of a pointless ability.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!