The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to die at will.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

The ability to part hair.

the power to blink 19 times a second

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

the power to turn on a random guys tv

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!