The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The ability to control the internet

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!