The power to make the air stink

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to pee on command

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!