The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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To call me maybe

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!