The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!