The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to not have superpowers

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!