I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to shit bricks

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to piss flames.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!