The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to clean

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to see through glass.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to do nothing

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to like justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!