The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to lock open doors

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power of fart helium

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!