The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!