The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Turning wine into water.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Aweonao

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!