The power to see through glass.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!