the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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LIME

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!