The power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to instantly kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -32

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to turn cake into pie

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to pee standing up

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

thumb_up thumb_down +214

the power to attract bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The power to be wet and not know it.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

thumb_up thumb_down -45

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to run Crysis.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!