The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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to make asians smart

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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cry acid tears

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!