The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!