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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating
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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.
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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.
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the power the convince people if they agree
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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.
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The power to sleep if your not awake
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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.
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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.
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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food
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the ability to blow yourself
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The power to be an idiot.
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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison
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Being alive (until you die).
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The power of learning
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!