The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to shower naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!