The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!