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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun
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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.
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The power to dance really well
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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty
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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will
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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...
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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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the power of 75% leviatation.
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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you
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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am
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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.
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The abilitie too spell corectly.
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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked
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the ability to go the speed limit
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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground
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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.
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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...
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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".
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The ability to breath outside the water
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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey
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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.
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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!