whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the ability to see through air

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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To pee standing up.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!