The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to not have a power

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to not get shit dick

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!