the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of exact change

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to pee standing up

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to cure a ham

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!