The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!