The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!