The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!