the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!