the power to die at will

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to write on this website

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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Tree powers Activate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!