THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to die

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!