Power to develop diseases.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!