The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power of being aquaman.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!