the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to get raped at will

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to fart snot

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Warm vision

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Third armpit.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!