The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to see through glass

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the ability to see fairy's

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!