the power to speak in Braille.

The power to kill an ant!!!

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

the ability to have children fully grown

the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to ride a bike

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to kill someone with a knife

Power to turn your liver invisible.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to die from darting too hard

the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!