The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to complete math exercises

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!