The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to misspell

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to die

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!