The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to think of a funny power

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!