The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power of walking on land

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to turn purple

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!