the power to speak in Braille.

thumb_up thumb_down +170

The power to kill an ant!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to turn into a laptop forever

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the ability to have children fully grown

thumb_up thumb_down -33

the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the power to phaze through everything against your will

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

the ability to wake up on an elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +114

how bout the power to shit bricks....

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to ride a bike

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to kill someone with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down +102

Power to turn your liver invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The power to spell 'a' correctly

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to die from darting too hard

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

thumb_up thumb_down +158

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to put up with your in-laws.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!