to do nothing

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to die at will

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!