NMR Vision

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to eat people :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!