Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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75% levitation

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to sharpen a pen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!