The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be alone

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power of being aquaman.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!