The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!