The power to be dead

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!