The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!