The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!