The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!