power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to beathe

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to see through windows

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!