the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!