the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!