The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to remove the power within.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!