- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

The power to liquify yourself.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to stop time for 1 second

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to think about useless power

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!