The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to not have power

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to bleed

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!