The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!