The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to swim on land

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!