The power to dance really well

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to morph into yourself

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!