The power to never end your .

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The Power to die at will

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!