The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to read this.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be a normal person

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!