The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to die at will.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!