The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to to think less

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to die but once

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!