The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Endless falling....

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!