The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!