the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!