The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!