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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.
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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.
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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month
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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with
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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone
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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.
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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities
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The power to have no powers!
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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn
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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook
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The power to become annoyed by annoying people
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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .
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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.
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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.
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The power to slam a revolving door.
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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*
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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it
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The power to to kill chickens by touching them
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Immunity to antipsychotic medication
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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room
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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.
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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards
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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.
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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!