The power to be buried at sea

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to put out light from your butt

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

the power to write on cellophane

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to get arrested

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to listen to justin beiber

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to give your wife rights

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!