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The power to be buried at sea
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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.
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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens
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The power to put out light from your butt
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you do not need to eat but you have to sit
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the power to summon fire with a lighter
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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day
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the power to write on cellophane
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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep
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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.
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The power to get arrested
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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...
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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater
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The power to smile uncontrollably.
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The power to listen to justin beiber
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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.
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The power to give your wife rights
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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers
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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO
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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
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The ability to Transform into an active grenade
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the power to go slower than a snail :l
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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!