I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to die on command

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!