the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to bleed

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

Really bendy thumb

The power to go blind at will.

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

the power die if you think.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

the power to reseal bottle caps

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power to speak in cursive

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

The power to take away your power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!