the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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black people

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!