The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to shed hair

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to bleed

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!