Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!